The meaning of this phrase, seen today stuck to somebody’s truck window, wasn’t immediately obvious. Though my first guess was that it had something to do with wrestling, I momentarily imagined that “Jesus Didn’t Tap” summed up His rejection of the dance style after failing to place in a local tap dance competition.
“I’ll take up carpentry instead,” moaned the disappointed Savior
A quick search revealed the phrase to be the name of a web site that sells Christian-themed MMA apparel. The slogan is a reference to the notion that Jesus Christ didn’t “tap out” or give up despite the pain of crucifixion.
“Ohh,” I thought, ignoring the redundant wording. “So Jesus didn’t throw in the towel when the going got tough and neither should you!” But, then again, He didn’t really have a choice, did He? I mean, even if he had tried to rip his arms free from the nails embedded in his flesh,it sort of would have screwed with God’s plan, now wouldn’t it? How else would salvation have been granted to humanity if He had not died?
“Well that’s not the way it was supposed to happen!”
So in this version of events, trying to break free of the cross and living would have been considered giving up, whereas dying and being brought back to life by God was the macho thing to do. Seems backwards, but I digress.
There’s nothing like a sports analogy to drive home the meaning of sacrifice and shared struggle to the American public. Likewise, it’s much easier for the masses to grasp an epic battle against evil when it is framed in terms of sports. We can get to the action of Jesus putting a chokehold on evil without delving into the finer points of morality or justice. Borrrring!
So much awesomeness…
That’s where Jesus Didn’t Tap comes in. They are “one of the first” (oh dear, there’s more than one?) Christian-based MMA clothing companies to “hit the scene” and they’re putting the Jew in Jiu-Jitsu.
I wasn’t joking
The company offers followers of Christ t-shirts, hoodies, hats, MMA gloves, boxing gloves, rash guards, tanks, and shorts. I wonder why no robes or sandals?
It isn’t really a fair fight if one contestant is omnipotent, is it?
I hope none of the subtlety is lost on anyone.
Now you can pound the honor of God into your opponent with a new Jesus-emblazoned boxing glove! Any why not sneak in a jab at the Constitution with a little fusing of state and religion while you’re at it? Happy shopping!
Full Article: ACLU: FCC instructor giving anti-gay views
A Fresno City College instructor is wrongly presenting religious-based and anti-gay views as fact in an introductory health class, the American Civil Liberties Union charged Monday.
The organization outlined complaints against full-time instructor Bradley Lopez in a letter sent to City College President Cynthia Azari. The ACLU — which requested a response by Feb. 15 — demanded the campus ensure that health-science classes teach unbiased and medically accurate information.
One student who complained about Lopez was Jacqueline Mahaffey, 24, of Fresno. She said Lopez assigned Bible study as homework, said that homosexuals were “degrading society” and contradicted the textbook by insisting that abortion — not cancer — was the leading cause of death. “He was teaching things that were definitely not in the curriculum,” said Mahaffey, who took the introductory health class last semester. She said she stayed in the class — even earning an “A” — but registered her concerns with college officials.
I should be shocked, right? The Bible as a textbook for a health-sciences class?
And it keeps getting worse! He is teaching that abortion is murder, saying hell is the real global warming we should worry about, and presenting religious-based and anti-gay views as science and fact.
Let’s please get this guy out of the classroom!
I saw the movie Knowing earlier this year when it was in theaters. Since it has recently been released to the home market, I wanted to share my thoughts on it. At the time, I knew nothing of it except for the advertising that promised an action-oriented disaster film with a sci-fi twist. While it did deliver in those respects, I had mixed feelings about where it all ended up.
The remainder of this article contains details of the movie that you may not want to know until after you’ve seen the movie.